Crouching Ninja Hidden Yummy

It's not everyday that your dreams come true. Well, today is your lucky day, kimosabe. I've always said the ancient phenomenon of ninjas would mesh perfectly with really good Japanese food. And much like midget waiters, this idea has come to fruition.

Upon entering the Manhattan restaurant, you are greeted by (drumroll) a ninja! You are then led through an 18th century Japanese village motif complete with riddle protected drawbridge which your server/ninja will know (hopefully) be able to solve. Eventually you get to your table where your server and others like him bring your food and drinks after springing out of nowhere...like ninjas. They do this because they're super sweet. If you don't believe me go to www.realultimatepower.net.

Not only will your servers stealthily move about while bringing your meals but they will also do magic while smoke, bombs, and fireworks go off - complete with ninja yelps of course. Basically, this is the coolest thing ever. If you disagree I guarantee someone will hit you in a very tender area really soon. Hey, I don't want you to get hit. I'm just saying.

Now there's probably some people here (cough, girls) that won't get this awesomeness. I'm here to give you an analogy as to what this is like for us cool people (cough, guys) so you understand the awesometasticity of this new enterprise.

Think for a minute that Vera Wang, Harry Winston, and Louis Vuitton all co-created a little bistro in Manhattan and the whole menu was straight from Nobu. (If you don't like Japanese food then think Sardi's or The Rainbow Room). All the curtains and tablecloths and napkins are designed by Vera. All the crystal and silverware is designed by Winston. And all the doggybags are made out of Louis bags. Top it off with your favorite celebrities as the waiters and there you go. That's how cool this Ninja restaurant is to us.

Want to make a reservation? Go to New York and call 212 274-8500 or check out the site here.

Oh and if I can some how scam a free meal out of this place by plugging it enough then so be it. I have no problem being a human billboard. Tell 'em CPunch sent ya.