Laura Bush is at it again. Apparently she's pissed off the Egyptians this time. She supports current president Hosni Mubarak and his stance on political reform. By the way, his stance would only secure himself and his party for a fifth six-year term and discourage other political parties from challenging him. Way to go Laura.
I went to Mohegan Sun last night. It was a good time all around for the first five hours. We played Caribbean Stud poker which I had never played before. I was treading water for the most part whereas two of my friends were really raking it in. At the end of the night they left up at least four bills each and I was up about 10 bucks. So whatever. However I was drunk and I still wanted to play a few hands of my (former) favorite, Spanish 21. Well last night was not my night. In approximately 15 hands, the dealer busted once. And I got left with 15's and 16's every other time. It seriously was the equivalent of the dealer counting cards. I was so pissed and I'm still pissed. Stupid Mohegan. Thank God my credit limit just got raised though! Wooooo!
So I saw Star Wars Episode III today. It's pretty damn cool. It wraps everything up. Everything comes together and you see the birth of Luke and Leia. Good stuff, good stuff. Speaking of good stuff...
My hat's off to the coolest guy on the planet: Tom Cruise. Why? Because he got over his breakup with Nicole Kidman by banging Penelope Cruz...and then got over her by banging Katie Holmes. Tom, I love you. How do you do it? You serve the greater good by banging the girl so many of us have dreamed of figuratively deflowering (as we all secretly like to pretend she's still the innocent sweet, good girl virgin from Dawson's Creek). Let me repeat this: Tom Cruise gets to say, "Hey, would you mind sitting on my face now?" to Katie F'ing Holmes. Let me remind you of something so that this really sets in - have a gander.
Yea, exactly. Tom Cruise is the man. However, there is a flipside. If he hurts her in anyway I'll have to come down to Los Angeles and rip his still-beating heart out of his chest and shove it up his ass. You don't pull crap with Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes is the type of girl you ask before sticking it in her pooper. She's a classy girl. Me? Eh, not so much.
In other news, I'm on a bit of a health kick. Amazing huh? After devouring "loaded" waffle fries today at Friendlys (smothered in cheese, bacon bits, scallions, sour cream with a ranch dipping sauce) with my turkey club supermelt, I've been feeling a little stiffness in my left arm. That's probably not a good thing. Not to mention I've been drinking a lot lately. I probably have the health of a guy that weighs 280 pounds or something. Not good.
So I've decided to buy a bunch of "Take Heart" Oatmeal. It's supposed to clean up your arteries and what not. I also bought Cheerios because they're supposed to do the same thing. Oh, and I'll be taking my Centrum vitamins once a day now. Of course, I'll need to exercise too. And what better way than be railing Katie Holmes. You stay classy, San Diego.
(Unknown Hotties List #2 coming tomorrow....or Thursday)
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