For The Record: The Real OC

A loyal reader recently asked me if I was going to write anything interesting. I told her to suck my %$@#. Then she suggested I write about Laguna Beach because it's "so tight." I said, "why would I wanna write about that pile of crap?" And then I realized she had a point. I should write about Laguna Beach. But instead of praising the MTV wannabe The OC (which also blows goats), I'm going to rip it a new one.

Now I suppose this won't be so much about the show as it is the county. The show? Well, basically MTV auditions spoiled brats from the county that want to be in this crapfest and pick the hottest, most drama-filled douchebags they possibly can and then film them doing their usual I'm-from-Orange-County-Therefore-I'm-Hella-Tight routine. These kids seem to think that everything is coming to them. Like they're better than everyone. They say they like punk and listen to Blink-182 and New Found Glory. They wear all the trendy clothes way past when they were "in". They think people are impressed by the fact that they're from the same town as a show on Fox by the same name. Well, I've got some news for you Laguna Beachers:

Shut the F%#k up you obnoxious, conceited, ignorant, kings and queens of douchebaggery trendwhores. No one likes you and you're the reason people think California are retarded jackasses. Because every time a stereotypical Californian is shown on TV or something, it's really just a regular OC pillowbiter acting like the jackass that he or she is. Thusly everyone thinks all Californians are like that which is incorrect.

There is nothing cool about you and if you're an OC girl, any guy at college from anywhere outside southern California is only being nice to you to drill you in front of his friends.