Back In the 305 Again

I walked by the Limited Too today (it's like The Limited clothing store except for prebuscent girls) and there was a big sign in the window that said "It's a Girl's World." I could be wrong but I'm willing to bet the men ruling the vast majority of countries and their governments in this world would beg to differ. Stupid kids and their drugs.

Best link ever: MM Liiiiive!

If I hear Yah Mo Be There one more time I'm gonna Yah Mo burn the place down.

Barry Bonds got indicted today. Was anyone surprised? You were? Oh...well that's because you're a f**cking idiot. What? I'm sorry - I'm sure it sucks to hear that multiple times a day. For everyone else that saw this coming about four years ago (that's when he purjored himself to a grand jury over whether or not he knew he injected horse hormones into his ass), kudos and thanks for stickin' it out. We all knew this day would come.

Remember when Mark Echo set up that online vote for what to do with Bonds' 756 ball? Well the voting went the way of the asterisk emblazened on the baseball before being given to the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY. Right after that happened all of the Bonds supporters cried foul on the election claiming exactly what Bonds said about Echo: "this is stupid." Way to be mature about it, Barry.

(For the record I'm aware I called Bonds supporters idiots a paragraph before hypocrisizing myself [yea, I made that word up...I think] but the difference is that they actually are idiots whereas Mark Echo is not).

If you'll remember I wrote an article ripping Bonds a new one three years ago. You can read that one right here.

I just got back from Miami. First time I've been there in a little over two years. I saw all the kids from back in the day and it was a fun time indeed. Drinking, debauchery, rabblerousing and all sorts of revelry were had by all. I'd also like to add capricious and perspicacious or ascetic for our SAT Fun Hour.

I was in town to help send off our football team's beloved stadium, the Orange Bowl. The 75 year old girl has seen plenty of things as any 75 year old broad would: the Depression, Joe Namath, hurricanes, chlamydia...ok, maybe that last one doesn't count. Nevertheless, the OB's been around the block a few times and there's a mystique and aura around that stadium that makes other teams scared. It made them tense up and lose football games. Just ask Bobby Bowden and his 9384398 missed field goals there.

Of course, no one told the Vagina, er, Virginia Cavaliers this last Saturday and apparently no one told the Miami Hurricanes they were playing that day because they sent the stadium off with a 48-0 embarrasment. Thanks, gang. Way to almost ruin my weekend.

Best part of the weekend though? Ninja Kitten.