Hey, welcome back.

Yea, we're gonna go ahead and ignore the fact that there isn't an Over/Under for December. Why? Because I didn't get back to this computer until late January 2nd and was pretty busy up until right now. On top of that I've completely forgotten what happened last month and at this point, who really cares anyway? Besides, what I have for you today is better than that anyway...well unless you're a girl...that's straight...and doesn't appreciate really beautiful women.

So, without further ado, for the first time since May of 2005, the Unknown Hotties List.

(in no particular order)

Sophia Bush - So maybe she isn't that unknown. But I didn't know who she was until I saw a trailer for The Hitcher. She's from Pasadena and quit USC after three years to play Brooke on "One Tree Hill" on the CW network. The coolest part about Sophia is that she was born exactly one day after me. I'm not sure if that's cool or just an odd coincidence that makes me giggle for no particular reason. Splitting hairs I suppose. She was married to Chad Michael Murray for five months for ending it and is now dating some actor named Jon Foster from the show "Windfall". Maybe I should use my connections at the "One Tree Hill" program and track her down. This Foster guy sounds like a tool. Ya know, because I've met him and all (cough).

Kristin Holt - Here's someone you probably have never heard of. She was a semi-finalist for the original American Idol and was also a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Now she's fogging up the cameras at the G4 Network for their show "Cheat!" which tells gamer dorks (I'm looking in your direction, Joey) all the best cheats and hits for their favorite games. So this girl loves video games, football and can sing her ass off. Not only that but she's Mexican and German. She loves her beer and guacamole. Move over Sophia, Kristin wins.

Katie Bowden - Katie, or Katrina as she's appropriately titled, plays Cerie on NBC's underrated comedy "30 Rock". Who's Cerie, you ask? How about the unbelievably hot blond secretary in the writers' room that Tina Fey's character has to constantly ask to dress more appropriately. I'm pretty sure she wore nothing bug a couple of strings and some Ugg boots and that was it. It may have been the greatest day of my life. Also, I'm well aware of the fact that she just turned 18 this past September which is 14 months younger than my sister...which is kinda gross. But I just find ways to ignore those kinda things.

Lillix - What the hell is that, you say? Well, technically they're four girls - not just one...or a weird cyborg vagina (I know you were thinking that). They're a rock n' roll band from Vancouver and they're actually pretty good. Not to mention I wouldn't kick any one of them out of bed especially the blonde vixen that is Tasha-Ray Evin. They're exactly what you think they are - Avril Lavigne meets Kelly Clarkson but with a splash of talent. It seems they actually know what they're doing and that's always refreshing in music. I'll admit I was sucked in by their hotness and then felt watching their music video was the next logical step. The girls can play. I'm pretty sure I originally heard of these girls when the Tasha was in a Acuvue contacts commercial like three years ago. How about that, eh? No? You don't care? Well, f**k you then!

Vera Jordanova - Pop quiz: this gorgeous 31-year-old Bulgarian a) isn't really 31 b) adorned last year's Maxim calendar July page c) secretly lusts for me. The answer is B although I'd like to believe C is possible. Vera will also be in Hostel II. Besides that she's mainly been in random European films that I cannot pronounce. And since I have nothing else to add, here's another picture of her. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the fine people at Expedia.com and book my flight to Finland.