4am Ramblings

Ok, I just got off work. What kept me, you ask? The unbridled excitement of the women's college basketball tournament, that's what!!

Damnit, now my stomach growls denoting hunger. Where were you 10 minutes ago when I hadn't yet brushed my teeth!?

Have you seen the cover of the new GQ? Uh....yea...wow...

Speaking of Jessica Alba...

Sin City is going to kick ass. Here's a few other things I'm pumped for:

- Fantasy baseball
- my fresh bag of Tyson's chicken strips
- the 9th season of South Park that I won't be able to watch because I have to work til 2:30am every Wednesday
- watching the Lakers miss the playoffs

...and the number thing I'm most looking foward to IS....[drumroll]

the possible retirement of Barry Bonds!

If you'll refer to my Barry Bonds is an asshole piece over, myah, you'll remember that Barry Bonds is, in fact, an asshole. And a mentally and phsyically tired one at that. He's might be out of the lineup until the middle of the season and possibly, the entire season. Which would then prompt the question: at age 41, can he really play competitively anymore? I say retire. Retire, Barry and let the true homerun champion keep his record. We love you Hank!

Pressing on...

I just bought an assload of food and beverage today including, but not limited to, Hawaiian Punch, Yoo-hoo, Coke with Lime and orange juice. And here I am drinking water like a sucker. By the way, God bless Brita water filters.

Is there another Hotties list coming? Yes. When? Somewhat soon.

Have I been hitting "enter" a lot to create a lot of paragraphs so that it appears I wrote more than I really did? Yes. Why? Because I can and because it is now 4:34am.

Your mom goes to college.

Oh oh, I almost forgot. I'm also looking foward to the return of Family Guy (May 1). So yea, actually that's the thing I'm most pumped for. But Barry possibly retiring is #2 for sure. Cause, he's a dick.

People that outranked me in college television but who will go nowhere in the real world because they are know-it-all toolboxes on which I will thusly poo: Standing BJ, Downtown, Zipperdick, that douche who tried copying my show with a lamer version that sucked worse than Kelsey Grammer's The Sketch Show. (That show sucks.)

Happy Easter. And to my Jew friends: thanks. If you hadn't killed Him, we could never celebrate his resurrection. Cheerz!